irish elephant

something that doesn't exist

person a: irish elephant
person b: what?
person a: doesn't exist
person b: yeah sure *googles*
person b: holy shit this doesnt exist!

by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025

The Irish Special

When the IRA splashes you in the face with a bucketful of shit for overstaying your welcome.

"Right, stay 'er fer longer than anticipated and we give you the Irish Special.

by MdstandsforMYDICK July 1, 2023

Irish cherry bomb

You bang a chick on her period and finish in her throat.

Hey bro, I gave her the "Irish cherry bomb" last night. I didn't know she was bleeding until we started banging and she wanted to swallow it all.

by Jimbo slices July 3, 2023

irish furries

kinda mid

its so mid u could call it irish furries

by LOLSIEWOLSIESX3NUZZLESONU July 19, 2023

Irish Mudslide

When you take a shot down someone’s butthole while they simultaneously shit in your mouth.

“I needed to shit at the restaurant and my wife snuck a shot of whiskey into the family bathroom to Irish mudslide that turd”

by anonymous August 5, 2023

Irish Rectal Exam

It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!

I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.

by Shaftblaster August 8, 2023

irish cookies

when a big Canadian man yells for irish cookies

“DAAAAD! ME WANt IRISH COOKIES”

by gian-carlo vellutino August 18, 2023