Irish Mooney

When you walk into your buddy’s house and completely clog their toilet with a greasy shit.
After eating some bad Indian food I could make it all the way home, so I broke into my buddy’s house and left an Irish Mooney. And 12 hours later the smell could kill a goat.
by archery60x January 15, 2025
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The Irish referee

The act of officiating a rusty trombone contest with the ultimate goal of declaring the first team to cum as the winners of said competition.
Todd: What’s the the matter Brian? You look absolutely exhausted.
Brian: Yeah dawg it was a late evening. I was up until 4:00am at the Zeta house being “The Irish Referee.”
by Fitterfablife69 September 19, 2019
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Irish Clog

The act of clogging a toilet and then leaving the facility without fixing the issue or notifying the appropriate parties.
Sully: “What should we do for dinner tonight? How about Applebees?”

Rodge: “Can’t do it.”

Sully: “You don’t like Applebees???”

Ridge: “Oh, I love Applebees. I just can’t go back because I hit them with an Irish Clog last Thursday.”
by redmiked October 26, 2024
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Irish Chaser

-Carbonated flavorless swill heartily ingested by Catholics and Protestants
- Makes a great makeshift car bomb (just shake and place under vehicle)
- La Croix
-Fuck you, dad! I'm so angry I could shoot up a school! Mom, you forgot to pick up more La Croix! Goddamn it dude, FML!
-Irish Chaser
by Madmandon May 09, 2019
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irish cookies

when a big Canadian man yells for irish cookies
“DAAAAD! ME WANt IRISH COOKIES
by gian-carlo vellutino August 18, 2023
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irish dip

When you just get up and walk away. Far away.
I’m gonna hit the bathroom. And you Irish dip out the door
by 1916dog November 01, 2021
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Irish Dragon

Getting highly inebriated , preferably on a mixture of Guinness and Jameson, with a female partner. Then in the act of screwing from behind, punching said female in the stomach causing her to vomit. Bonus points if this occurs during orgasm. Double bonus points if either party is Ginger.
Jim: "Dude, Gina got wrecked on Jameson last night."
Bill: "I know, right? I took her back to her place and gave her the ol' Irish Dragon."
Jim: "Aw, man. Gross.:
Bill: 'I know, she was pissed!"
by LAST1990 September 10, 2013
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