Lithuanian Soup

It's a thing where you pee in a Lithuanian woman's vagina. You let it merinade for 30 minutes, then you fuck her with a wooden spoon.

- Hello bro, how's your new girl?

- Meh, she's fine.
- Did you do Lithuanian soup with her?

by DailyDoseOfUrban December 23, 2020

Chernobyl Soup

A common name for cows milk in the late 80's on account of the fact that when the reactor 4 blew it's lid in 1986 and spewed all sorts of really nasty shite into the atmosphere, the prevailing weather at the time was unusually and unfortunately coming from the east and thus carried tons of highly toxic radiation 1500 miles west to the UK whereupon it pissed down onto our fields, the cows ate it, turned it into milk and then we poured it in out tea,

Customer: I've forgot my glasses mate, what's the Best Before date on this pint of Chernobyl Soup?
Grocer: 26th April 21986 mate. After that it starts to lose a bit of it's glow.

by Stengo Malengo August 26, 2021

Peppered souped

When someone pours peppered soup into your penis at hot temperature

That Nigel Johnson peppered souped me

by Stokeymemeist October 22, 2020

off the soupe

Off the soupe, means off the lean, the drank, purple drink..

Bitch in my coupe I’am off the soupe

by Lil Flav$ March 22, 2018

Soup

Stuff you slurp when you’re sick of someone’s bullshit.

*Something annoying happens*
“man fuck that my soup’s gettin cold”
Or

*something annoying happens*
“Hi yes can I get the chicken noodle soup bc I’m sick of your shit”

by C@ndyc@ne October 22, 2018

Leafy Soup

leafysoup is a horny sleep deprived teen who’s obsessed with his boyfriend, Tiffany Oiler (from Adventure Time), and is a huge masochist with weird and specific kinky fantasies

“hey Leafy how are you?”
Leafy: “i want tiffany to embrace me from behind as he slowly cuts my throat open with that knife he keeps down his pants”
“ah classic Leafy Soup”

by leafysoup November 21, 2021

Soup me

A Child friendly way of saying “Fucking end me”

Just soup me bruh

by Mark Simp May 19, 2021