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steamy shower troll

when taking a hot shower you fart really long and loud causing an aroma to take over your shower and eat at you such like a troll might.
I had taco bell after practice then went home to take a shower, i had to get out quick cause i released a steamy shower troll.
by Paige choich September 19, 2009
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chocolate surprise shower

if you wanna take some unsuspecting poeple by surprise.
you should take a lot of laxative
stand on a tall building ,balcony whatever you like
drop your pants bend forward
and explode ! resulting in poeple covered in scattershit

watch out dont slip and fall ass down on the sidewalk
now . go out and spray

make someone's day
get on a tower and give em a chocolate surprise shower
by flappin cock November 18, 2009
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Ninja shower

When you really don't have enough time to shower but your odor is driving you crazy so you take an extra super speedy shower, doing everything extra fast.
The ballgame was tied in the middle of the ninth, but I had to take a ninja shower just in case it went into overtime.
by barefootgirl August 24, 2011
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shower-scum sucker

A shower-scum sucker is a person who down-votes another guy's post that is meant to pay a tribute and memoralize his beloved dog.
Shit! The shower-scum suckers are mad because their turd didn't get elected, so now, they stop braiding their pubic hair and go down-vote something that is completely none of their business - bon appetite!
by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021
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North Side Shower

Dublin colloquialism meaning to forego a shower in favour of a spray of deodorant, usually Linx.

Originates from the poorer, working class people from the North side of Dublin. (see knacker.)
Chantel: Are yeh ready to go, Anto?

Anto: Yeah, jus' lemme have a North Side Shower foirst. *sprays Linx* Let's go, da 75 won't wait for yizzes.
by 5hrink September 21, 2009
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Portugese Shower Head

The act of eccesively drinking liquids, while consuming enough spicy food to give oneself the runs.

Following this procedure you would defacate all over a counterpart giving them a hot, liquid portugese shower.
Our hot water tank broke so Sean performed a Portugese Shower Head on me.
by TheGhostpooper January 19, 2019
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Extra Golden Shower

When a group of blondes (5 or more) proceeds to urinate on an individual in unison.

May be used for business or pleasure, also a good idea for a very naughty punishment.
Those with golden hair give the best golden showers. Only the luckiest of mankind get to experience an Extra Golden Shower.

Five blondes walk into a bar and all have to pee. I pray they pee on me. I've only ever dreamed of an Extra Golden Shower.

Scott: "A golden shower just isn't cutting it for me anymore man."
Donna: "Why don't you try an Extra Golden Shower?"
Scott: "Sweet! I totally have at least five blonde friends that would love to piss on me!"

There's just something about an abundance of golden streams dousing you with warmth when they're coming straight from a circle of babes with golden hair.
by jexohext August 18, 2014
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