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You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.
Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”
by Hym Iam October 16, 2022
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How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.
Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2024
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How you fight fascism

By... Hoping they don't have guns and shooing them away like you're trying to keep your cat away from your plate?
Hym "If that's how you fight fascism I might not even need the Death-bots... Elon! I- Yeah, I think you wasted you time on the death bots... I don't think I'm gonna need the death-bots... You know what? Keep doing it. I might need a few for the south. It's fine."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2024
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In a state of disbelief or disappointment at someone’s decision to let go of something. Implying that they are doing so in a way that seems uncharacteristic of them
Implication of low effort:
By asking “is that how you’re giving it up,” the speaker is implying that the other person is not giving their best effort.
by Juscause January 26, 2025
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How things turn out to be or come to be.

Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles
Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.
by Lucky2213 January 18, 2023
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How-yaall-even-struggle

How yaall even struggle
How-yaall-even-struggle
by JugDaSlug May 20, 2025
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how double dicking dare you

when someone screws you over two times in the same way
'you slept with my wife again?? how double dicking dare you!!'
by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025
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