Douche Head

Somebody with a very dirty head, or a another name for somebody that is a douche bag.

Girl: Hey, how are you?
Guy: It's over bitch.
Girl: What?
Guy: Go raise our kid.
Girl: Your such a douche head!
Guy: Cunt!

by Dumper-Bumper Bandit September 30, 2009

head surprise

when a woman is giving you head and then you pee.

"my girlfriend hates head surprise."

by wealthybigpenis November 1, 2009

whale head

Getting a blowjob/oral by a fat person

Watz gud nigga. What you do lazt night?

My nigga i got me some great whale head from precious.

by cockdieselnigga April 22, 2011

Key Head

a person who is lazy and had a name begining with the letter K. most of the time smell a bit off

that guy is a key head on fifa

by Mr.T.T code May 2, 2011

rockstar head

An incredible blowjob given with the type of enthusiasm usually reserved for celebrities.

I'm gonna marry this girl - she gives rockstar head!

by agon July 17, 2006

Percy's head

v.
1. To publicly redeem one's self through humiliation or defeat of a rival (often a rival who has bested you in some way).

n.
1. Payback or revenge.

Etymology: Thought to be a bastardization of a passage from Shakespeare's "Henry IV, part 1" in which the dishonored Prince Hal is speaking with his father about his shame and Harry Percy's (Hotspur) honor:

I will redeem all this on Percy's head
And in the closing of some glorious day
Be bold to tell you that I am your son;
When I will wear a garment all of blood
And stain my favours in a bloody mask,
Which, wash'd away, shall scour my shame with it:
And that shall be the day, whene'er it lights,
That this same child of honour and renown,
This gallant Hotspur, this all-praised knight,
And your unthought-of Harry chance to meet.

Noun: He might have won this time, but I'm gonna totally Percy's head that sonofabitch the next time we play.

Verb: Time for Percy's head, baby.

by Upstart Crow May 24, 2006

Scurp Head

Refers to the type of hair cut most commonly associated with emos. The shaggy unkept in the face look. Scurp would be a combination of a Shaggy Coons Upper Rectal Patch, broken down into Scurp.

S, "look at that Scurp head over there"
P, "what a bitch, I think that emos are easily the gayest thing since guy on guy porn"
S, "I agree someone should punch him in the taint and tell him to get a hair cut"

by The Great Whiteness February 8, 2007