Similar to road head, it's when you finger your lady while she's driving, because she deserves a good time too on those long trips.
Lee: Road head is great.
Bob: Yeah, but have you ever given a girl a freeway finger?
Lee: Well yeah! It's a give and take thing right?
Bob: Damn Straight! Everyone likes a good time while they drive!
Bob: Yeah, but have you ever given a girl a freeway finger?
Lee: Well yeah! It's a give and take thing right?
Bob: Damn Straight! Everyone likes a good time while they drive!
by C.B. #99 January 13, 2019
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Frequently associated with the pasty chubby dude of predominantly scottish decent who lives in cyber space, rarely ever leaves the house and when leaving the house lurks on mass transit hoping that the good looking blond girl he is creepin on falls asleep so he can get a nipple between his 'creeper hands' for the first time
Also: What you notice roaming around in your blouse after falling asleep on public mass transit
Frequently associated with the pasty chubby dude of predominantly scottish decent who lives in cyber space, rarely ever leaves the house and when leaving the house lurks on mass transit hoping that the good looking blond girl he is creepin on falls asleep so he can get a nipple between his 'creeper hands' for the first time
Also: What you notice roaming around in your blouse after falling asleep on public mass transit
The weird dude who was staring at me since I boarded the metro felt me up with his creeper fingers when I fell alseep between stops.
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I was just hanging out in a bar and out of nowhere this douche Don Lemon lemon fingered me...uggh it smelled awful, like dirty butt sex
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Mark: What do you mean you wipe your ass from the front? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Mitch: Hells ya, I gotta utilalize my drag finger!
Mitch: Hells ya, I gotta utilalize my drag finger!
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