plansant's definitions

Mexican Foghat

When you eat a huge bowl of chili, wait two hours, fart inside a paper bag, then quickly cover someone's head.

Amy was giving my shit about how bad the chili tasted so I slapped her with a Mexican foghat and then asked her, " how'd that taste?"

by plansant February 25, 2026

Drag finger

When you wipe your ass from the front and use your middle finger to snag every last particle of poo.

Mark: What do you mean you wipe your ass from the front? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Mitch: Hells ya, I gotta utilalize my drag finger!

by plansant February 15, 2019

Wiskey beak

When someone has been drinking heavily for years, their nose becomes permanently red and swollen.

Amy: Jesus christ, did you see that dudes nose?
Mark: No shit, he has a serious case of wiskey beak

by plansant February 15, 2019

Queeper

Some guy who is really creepy, and also probably sucks dicks

Mark: That Scott guy seems like a real fag, and he's creepy too.
Amy: Ya, what a queeper

by plansant February 27, 2018