Definitions by plansant

Mexican Foghat

When you eat a huge bowl of chili, wait two hours, fart inside a paper bag, then quickly cover someone's head.

Amy was giving my shit about how bad the chili tasted so I slapped her with a Mexican foghat and then asked her, " how'd that taste?"

Mexican Foghat by plansant February 25, 2026

Drag finger 

When you wipe your ass from the front and use your middle finger to snag every last particle of poo.

Mark: What do you mean you wipe your ass from the front? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Mitch: Hells ya, I gotta utilalize my drag finger!

Drag finger by plansant February 15, 2019

Wiskey beak 

When someone has been drinking heavily for years, their nose becomes permanently red and swollen.

Amy: Jesus christ, did you see that dudes nose?
Mark: No shit, he has a serious case of wiskey beak

Wiskey beak by plansant February 15, 2019

Queeper 

Some guy who is really creepy, and also probably sucks dicks

Mark: That Scott guy seems like a real fag, and he's creepy too.
Amy: Ya, what a queeper

Queeper by plansant February 27, 2018