Emo Poser

actually spelt emo posuer
someone who trys to fit into the emo stereotype because its the new thing
they think their life sucks and cut their wrists for attention
listen to music such as taking back sunday, fallout boy, hawthorne heights and of course panic!at the disco and simple plan which they think are emo
generally girls ages 11-14 who have a myspace and write blogs about what happened the other day when someone called them names and pretend their life is horrible
they are a disgrace to emo and have no idea what real emo is

emo posers need to stop cutting their wrists and get a life thats not what emo is about

by burgerking2 September 4, 2006

emo bitch

A girl who follows the emo fashion, music etc.
She will complain about how hard her well-off suburban life is and how people are so mean to her about her style when she will turn around and abuse anyone who isnt emo or who she deems to be an emo wannabe.

Or someone who dresses emo etc then claims they arent and will start a fight over how they arent emo.

*some boy wearing black jacket walks by*
Emo Bitch: like ZOMG!!!(note: Emos love to overuse this word.)You're such a poser!

*Emo Bitch talking to her emo friend*
Emo Bitch: Someone called me an Emo. And I mean Im SO not emo.

by Jill Hammersmith September 1, 2008

emo poseur

"I think I'm emo...I mean, I dress like it, my hair looks like it (which I, like, totally didn't mean it to...) and I like the music." Believe it or not, someone actually said this to me. I don't pretend to know every detail of the "emo" culture, but I'm at least smart enough to know that listening to Dashboard Confessional because the new guy "that's sooo hot cause I saw his picture with his mom on myspace" likes it, chopping off 3/4 of your hair (but leaving the long bangs, of course), going on a steady diet of Prozac, and using an exacto knife to carve the word "die" into your leg (no joke, saw it with my own eyes...) does not define "emo". And after explaining all this to her, I get the response, "No but I really think I am though."

"I'm really into emo guys right now."

"That's new for you. I thought you liked the, uh, 'gangstas'."

"That was last week."

by Aarica July 27, 2005

anime emo

An emo kid that is completely obsessed with anime. Not always emo. Often over dramatic while making expressions, very loud, and sometimes physical (in expression.)

Symptoms of an anime emo.
Scruffy, or unkept appearance.
Constant carrying of manga.
Old anime T-shirts.
Very loud.

by The Real Cthulhu March 21, 2007

emo hippie

basically a flower child that appreciates black, and likes to cry themslves to sleep.

emo hippie: dresses in a black hoodie and bellbottoms, or skinny jeans and tyedie, loves the world, weed, and acid, but hates themselves, does infact put hendrix and dashboard in the same playlist, goes to concerts, gets trashed out of their minds, then cries

a mix of two totally different worlds... yet it seems to work...

stupid person: emo!!!

emo hippie: whatt duude? you need to chill

stupid person: go slit your wrists

emo hippie: the power of jimmi compells you... im gonna go cry now

by emo.get.over.it August 27, 2007

emo bangs

emo bangs seem to be what lables a person emo. They are side bangs cut shorter than the rest of the hair and cover most of one's face. They are normally parted to one side and cover an eye. Both emo boys and girls have emo bangs.

girl: look at that hot emo guy with his emo bangs!
guy: woa! look at that girl! shes totally emo 'cause her bangs cover one eye!

by angy love September 6, 2008

Emo wannabe

All wannabes are bad, but Emo wannabes annoy me the most. They can usually be seen wearing a band top/hoodie which they don't even listen to, jeans or black trousers, fake Converse or chunky trainers, cheap black & red or black & white stripy gloves, wrist bands (usually checkered) and braclets, stitch band names on their school bags and put badges of HIM and Greenday on their hoodie and/or bag, and if they take their wannabe-ness to another level, they might dye their hair black and/or get a stud. They usually have no knowledge whatsoever of the Emo music and how the whole thing works, but they want to be differant so they turn to the emo crowd. One day they think to themselves: "I want to be cool like that guy" so the next school day the completly change their look and have a go at their friends for because they don't like Emo music, even though they don't know it themselves. In their MSN names, they sometimes display flowers (which usually face down), the letters are "uSuAlLy SpElT lIkE tHiS" and make up a very un-convincing depressing quote. They will also try to be random, which means they'll pretend to find 'cheese' and 'pie' funny.

Scene Kid: So what's your favourite Fallout Boy song?

Emo wannabe: Umm.... the one with that reindeer guy!

Scene Kid: You mean "Sugar, we're going down"?

Emo wannabe: Oh yeah that's what it's called I forgot!

Scene Kid: Haha! You're such a wannabe loser...

by that guy who doesn't like putting his real name in these things September 17, 2008