Skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class 

A term often used by skateboarders to assert dominance.

This means you are dedicated to the game.

This term will get you even more mad pussy.

Joe: 'Yo I can't skate today I have school till' five.'
Bram: 'No bro, you gotta skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class.'

Skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class by Bramdeman!! December 10, 2019

I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"

OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"

I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit by Stephen Canavan June 29, 2006

can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? 

A question with no answer, if god can do everything then if he can make the taco that means he cannot eat the spiciest food, if he cannot make the taco that means that god cannot make a taco too spicy for him. lose lose situation.

I went to the church and told the priest, if god can do ANYTHING, can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? everyone stood there speechless with no answer, including the priest

can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? by redwings... December 12, 2008

I Don't Eat Ass Face 

Defined by the comedian Kevin Hart, he explains how a situation is broken up when your partner accidentally slips into the conversation about your personal life and says that you eat her ass amongst other people. thus giving you the "I Don't Eat Ass Face

Terry: Fuck You!

sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"

I Don't Eat Ass Face by BigBrownSmoothie June 12, 2011

J'eat yet 

To ask someone if they ate yet.

Yo man J'eat yet?

J'eat yet by imBen July 9, 2003

I'd eat there 

A unnoticed complement given to a pretty woman as she passes.

*pretty girl walks by*
Man 1: I'd eat there
Man 2: Oh, I could eat there every night of the week

I'd eat there by jmich May 25, 2009

Make 'er eat 

Originally used in Warrensburg, Missouri in the late 80’s, Make ‘er eat is an expression describing some one trying to go fast. Spinning their car tires or gunning their engine. Can be used for any redneck trying to show off. Also used as words of encouragement.

Greg was trying to show off by making 'er eat. Dumb redneck then ran into a tree.

That's a nice car, can you make 'er eat?

Make 'er eat by hillbilly hedgehog June 22, 2009