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Dutch vote

Showing up to vote, but instead of voting, the person cranks out a rank fart and leaves the stench for the enjoyment of the next voter.
I didn't agree with any of the candidates so I just left a dutch vote.
by Hard Harry August 18, 2020
mugGet the Dutch votemug.

dutch rodding

When a person defecates into a condom then freezes it solid,once frozen it is then used as a dildo
I picked up a right dirty girl last night,she asked me if I fancied some Dutch Rodding
by Captain Nemo's ship November 17, 2017
mugGet the dutch roddingmug.

the dutch squeeze

When your girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart
Jims girl was licking his butthole so he gave her the dutch squeeze, that bitch passed out
by The Dutch's main squeeze June 24, 2016
mugGet the the dutch squeezemug.

Dutch common sense

A misplaced arrogance that you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."
"Good thing we Dutch have the Dutch common sense, or else we'd have to learn from other countries' experiences!"
by Morty297 October 14, 2020
mugGet the Dutch common sensemug.

Rusty Dutch boy

He was real hard up so he gave her the ol rusty Dutch boy because he wasn't going to wait a whole week.
by Thatoneguy30 January 10, 2019
mugGet the Rusty Dutch boymug.

Dutch National Anthem

I’ve heard the Dutch National Anthem 20 times this year please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop ple
by Neihlon March 9, 2024
mugGet the Dutch National Anthemmug.

Dutch Sandstorm

when you masturbate too much and you just nut air
So a guy named 'tears' went too heavy on pornhub and got a case of dutch sandstorm

- dutchcollegeslave, Chaturbate Raven_Alternative (Christian Streamer)
by Lenovhoe December 19, 2020
mugGet the Dutch Sandstormmug.

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