December 7

National take a sh!t day

You: Hey toilet, how's your day?
Toilet: It's been good I've been chilling, how about you?
You: Its been good.
A few minutes later...
You: Dang that felt nice!
Toilet: WHAT WAS THAT MAN!?!?
You: Its December 7

by CharliDamelioHasNoTalent December 6, 2020

December 10th

This was empty so Hi

December 10th
used as a friendly greeting or to attract attention.
For example

"“Hi there. How was the flight?”"

by Qwrety3 December 6, 2020

December 10

National Ignoring Celebs Day

In this day we would not like any celebrity’s picture. Therefore they would get less than a thousand likes. They would be confused and we would be happy.

Kim Kardashian West: “Kanye! My bikini shot got like ten likes! WTF!”
Kanye West: “It’s December 10, and your boobs looked like plastic.”

by UnknownUserG December 6, 2020

December 8th

National Tell Your Best Friend Your Crush Day!

emily: hey ruby.. i like ashton..
ruby: ohh okay! why are you telling me that?
emily: its december 8th!

by anonymous December 7, 2020

December 10

National ignore celebrities day

Kylie Jenner: Why did my post only get 10 likes...
Me: Oh because it’s December 10th, ignore celebs day

by moo moo :) December 7, 2020

December 8

National chill day

Today is December 8

by Sjehrutjt December 7, 2020

December 8th

National sex day. Literally just do whatever you want but it is suggested you do the dirty on the 8th. But please don't make a baby we don't need anymore crotch goblins :)

Bitch 1: bro it's December 8th yk what that means..

Bitch 2: yes I do.. I do. Get away from me.. no.. BACK OFF BITCH

by McTittyNut. December 7, 2020