mohawk college

The "#1 rated college in the GHTA" because of the surveys they shove down their students' throats. Home to possibly the most unoriginal school mascot ever, Mo the hawk.

Employer: "Oh, you went to Mohawk College? Sorry but you don't qualify for the position."

mohawk college by Labraderp September 13, 2017

dubai college 

Dubai college is a school with 99% smart asians and 0.5% white kids. The other 0.5% is Laura, the wholemeal pasta.

Damn you got to Dubai College? Ha, fat L. *forknife dance*

dubai college by dubaicollegerules! October 19, 2019

Trinity College 

An East Perth college who take pride in anal penetration via carrots. Trinity Teachers also enjoy watching students do such things. They love a little phap after classes taught by male teachers and tend the bathrooms at break time holding hands. Their cocks are average length, but thinner then pencils. All their second teams and lower suffer from lack of sperm in oral/anal cavities, while their first teams only suffer from itchy scrot. They are also know for preforming childish pranks including Phantom and lawnmower on peers. Many Trinity students prefer to be known by other abbreviations such as Sarah. Students are known for choosing anal before sex especially when it is done in the maccas bathroom.

Guy 1: "We're versing Trinity College this week"
Guy 2: "fuck, I remember half the team had green shit running down their legs"
Guy 1: " Yeah I saw that too. all their chairs also have two dildos attached"
Guy 2: "one to stop leaking and one to stop queefing"

Trinity College by WesleyWankers May 12, 2021

ITE college east 

It's a big school Where all matrep ah Beng Minah and ah Lian come together to fight. Alot of betrayal and slashing and riot will happen. Weekly police visit. Ur life boring come join ite college East Ur life will constantly have drama .

Person 1: U from what school? Stare what stare Ah.

Person 2: from (any) school. You leh?

Person 1: ite college East why?

Person 2: understandable

ITE college east by Brokejustliketheschool August 19, 2021

Princess Mary College 

Ironic slang name for Taroona High School near Hobart (the capital city of Tasmania, Australia).

Used to jokingly make a very good, but quite ordinary, state public school attended by Princess Mary of Denmark (formerly plain Mary Donaldson of Tasmania), sound like an impressive and expensive private school.

"No, I've decided not to send Elizabeth to St Michael's Collegiate. She will be attending Princess Mary College instead."
which means
"No, don't be stupid! I can't afford to send her to that snobbish school. She can go to Taroona High instead like her father."

Princess Mary College by Jon uasj2 January 21, 2008

boston college

oxymoron- not in boston and not a college...yet they still think they're smarter than everyone else

random guy - Where do you go to school?
bc kid - I go to Boston College
random guy - you just lied to me twice. First your school is not in Boston, and second your university is not a college you fuckin fag.

boston college by fuckemupfuckemup February 24, 2007

Fisher College 

A small college in Boston across the street from the commons. Typically rich kids who can't get into real colleges but want to appear that they are going to a good college go there. No one is intelligent and drink every night and do far too many drugs.

Person 1:Which College do you go to in Boston?

Fisher College student: I go to Fisher College!
Person 1: Thats not a real college.

Fisher College by thefishbowl June 17, 2009