Closet hopping 

When a girl dresses up in Lingerie and jumps out of their closest guy friends's closet and gets down and dirty...sort of..she kind of teases them by just BEING there.. you're not suposed to...get down....(since im the 13 year old who made it up)If guys can do it too, but it'd be weird...cuz this was meant for girls y'kno

When i get older im going to go closet hopping to my friends's houses...Hopefully im not raped in this process!

Closet hopping by TheClosetHopperBonnie June 23, 2011

closet pussy 

Someone who externally acts likes a badass and tough as hell and isn't afraid of anything but you catch them off guard and they are scared or scream.

My girlfriend is a tough brod or at least I thought until I came home late at night from work and came into the room when she was asleep and she screamed. I called her a closet pussy.We both laughed.

closet pussy by Ladykillshot95 December 14, 2015

Closet mormon 

A person once affiliated with the mormon's church, who doesn't want to be involved with the church any longer, but still judges or acts as if they are.

Why do you care if two guys kiss in public? What are you a closet mormon?
Ew! I hate the smell of coffee in grocery stores! Why? Are you a closet Mormon or something?

Closet mormon by Chocolaterockstar October 3, 2018

Closeted Libertarian 

Libertarian people who have not disclosed their ideological orientation or political identity and aspects thereof, including their philosophical identity and political behavior.

"About that Austrian economics lecture you saw me watching – ummmm that was for school" said Thomas Hodgskin the closeted Libertarian.

Closeted Libertarian by MoribundMurdoch November 5, 2020

Closet communist 

Racist society in america, combined with immigrants who fled communist countries.

The closet communist should realize that the communist countries people fight are open communist...

If the real communist find those veteran in there that's going to be their closet communist asses.

Closet communist by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021

CloneInvictus 

A synonym for the word Gay

That guy’s a real CloneInvictus over there!

CloneInvictus by Buildcraftguy July 26, 2019

social clopen 

When a retail slave closes the store, gets wasted at a bar or party, then has to open the next day. Occurs as the result of a scheduling snafu where the retail manager overhears that his or her retail robots are going to a party and makes the schedule such that they get 8 hours in between shifts to party, eat, sleep, shower, iron clothes and shave. As a result, the retail robots typically omit many of those steps (especially the ironing clothes part), and go to work wasted the next morning, if at all.

Knowing he had to be at work at 5 a.m. the next day for inventory, James social clopened, threw a kegger, and ultimately threw up all over the office the next morning.

social clopen by bodazzle July 6, 2010