chip guppie

A wannabe machinist whose intelligence level is low whilst attracted to those of the same nature

Look at the new person. What a chip guppie.

by MastaOfDisasta88 July 27, 2023

Shrimp Chip

Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.

Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"

by red_shamus August 6, 2022

Chip

A small snapped of piece of a cigarette usually use for rolling a zoot.

"Oi gary, you got any rolling baccy?"
"Nah mate, ive onlygot chip"

by Chavvy gary September 6, 2022

Chips

A phrase used to point out a good looking woman nearby to get others attention

‘Chips’ said Peter, as everyone dropped their knives and looked ahead
‘Could you get the chips on the right’

by Esmegma-merchant83 September 29, 2024

Chip Parkhurst

a jacked eleven year old.

Arnold is almost as strong as Chip Parkhurst.

by GMD1 July 18, 2008

chip

somebody who is unreliable and kinda a bitch, uhhh thats it.

jaiden: yooo
John: ...
chip: chip

by slick chawn November 23, 2024

batty chips

When you are dealt the "rough" or "unfair" hand.

Ive just been dealt some batty chips bruv

by sephirothcloud November 27, 2013