Floor Cheese

1. The greatest piece of cheese to ever exist on the face of this planet.

1. "Hey, someone just slapped him in the mouth with cheese!" "That's not just cheese, it's Floor Cheese!"

by Padenniray December 10, 2010

Melted cheese

When a man cums in a pan and pours it on a woman's face after boiling it!!!

Wow Tim, I didn't expect your world famous melted cheese to leave burn marks on my face!!!

by Melted cheese July 19, 2016

cheese hammers

term for someones feet who are yellow on the bottom and pasty white on top

Oh my God John took out his cheese hammers.

by cheesehammer April 21, 2010

Grilled Cheese

A sandwich that has processed or real chesse between the slices and butter or preferablely margarine on the outer side of bread. You put this sandwich in a frying pan and cook it on medium until both sides are nice and toasted.

I like how grilled cheese tastes.

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

cheese helmet

The crusty thing on the end of your pole.

Oh my god! I'm wearing a cheese helmet.

by Misled_Monkey February 12, 2003

hood cheese

The white deposits that a man gets under his foreskin when he doesn't wash enough...

dude, I've not washed in so long I could package and sell my hood cheese at the market!

by ring_leader_uk June 3, 2006

communistic cheese

Communistic cheese is the most popular cheese in Russia. Like for example mozarella is the most popular cheese in Italy.

Woman: "What's the most popular cheese in Germany?"
Guy: "Dunno."
Woman: "And what's the most popular cheese in Russia?"
Other Guy: "Hey, hey, I know it! It's communistic cheese!"

by 2Gun Vega April 21, 2008