CANadian HandSHAKE

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She’s from Toronto ya know - gave er tha old Canadian handshake last night

by Supsupsuperman May 3, 2019

Canadian Covid Mask

An act where a Male uses a Covid mask to cover his eyes while a group of random partners lines up ready to have sex with him. One of the partners who have tested positive to covid will give the male a blowjob while intensely breathing all over his dick. Then all the other partners will come and give him a blow job. Then instead of swallowing his cum they all spit it into a cup where it will suck up into a syringe then be injected into the anus. Then the male bends around to suck his own dick while the partners all cheer on fingering their pussy's.

Damm he really did the Canadian Covid Mask

by brxxdie February 15, 2022

Canadian talking

Canadian talking is the act of kissing for a Canadian. Due to the extreme weather in Canada no one wants to waste the energy to verbally communicate, instead they lock lips and thus communicate much more effectively.

Jack said that him and Hanna were “Just talking.” , but Jack is from Canada so that’s why they both have a cold sore. So they were actually Canadian talking.

by Tk6329 April 22, 2022

Canadian Negotiation

The act of getting ripped off in a deal because the person on your side is actively working against you.

We put our elbows up and voted him in, but all we got was got bent over. Carney is a master of Canadian negotiations with Trump.

by TiredabdDismayedCanuck July 31, 2025

Canadian Pogo

The act of performing anal sex with maple syrup as lube.

Guy 1: Dude I gave Claire a Canadian Pogo last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her eat it after?
Guy 1: You're God-damned right.

by Guble September 19, 2022

Canadian Eggnog

A sexual act in which syrup and semen (cum) are mixed in a glass. Typically a whisky glass or shot glass, to create a sweet and savory flavor profile.

Tasha wouldn't swallow, so I made her some Canadian Eggnog and she's been swallowing every drop ever since.

by Mister Buttersworth April 1, 2022

Canadian Twerking

A vigorous back and forth movement of the hips while wearing primarily denim clothing or full overalls. Frequently performed by Caucasian males with significant unearned confidence.

Did you see Sam Canadian twerking sanding that wood block

by Bexthevex August 2, 2022