cut the tree down

the act of trying to get rid of a boner

I had to cut the tree down today in math class because i was about to have to stand up in front of the class.

by TST November 24, 2006

cut of your jib

The jib is a head sail used for sailing down wind and some say that it is sailor slang for the face. Hence, to like the cut of your jib is a complement as to the shape of your face.

Spying an attractive young lady across the bar, Rusty approached her and said, "I like the cut of your jib". He was duly rewarded with a pint of ale in the face.

by optimalforager April 29, 2008

Mushroom Cut

When a male swings his glan on the forehead of a female giving the effect of cutting her hair with your mushroom (dick).

"Dude, whys your dick out?"
"Shut up, I'm about to mushroom cut this freshman."

by mushroomcutter September 20, 2009

Dirty Paper Cut

A recently discovered reference to a black woman's vagina

Craig - "so what did you do with that black chick you picked up last night?"

Simon - "I stabbed her one right in her dirty paper cut"

Craig - "Did it hurt?"

Simon - 'It stung a bit but I'll get over it"

Craig - "Sore"

Simon - "Yep she certainly is"

by SpringyEcho March 2, 2010

Potato Chip Cut

This is the cut you get on the corner of your mouth after eating lots of potato chips.

I should not have eaten those chips so fast. I have a potato chip cut now.

by New English May 19, 2010

Crop Dust Cut

After crop dusting, the movement of the hand behind the buttox to create a cut for which the fart does not trail you

Man! That's going to be a nasty crop dust, better crop dust cut so it wont trail me!

by Friuty Pooop October 6, 2011

fingers-cut, megamachine!

one of the best bands ever. osker's new band.

omg fingers-cut, megamachine! makes me juice.

by Idle January 27, 2004