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2.) Get your penis next to his/her mouth
3.) At the same time, pinch their nose shut and insert your penis into their mouth as deep as it takes to close off normal breathing
What this should do is close off normal relaxed breathing causing the receiving person to wake up gasping for air like a Flounder fish out of water.
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