Sports Cock

Sports Cock, compact and tidy when u dont need him,but when u do need him its a sleek love making machine.

He was neither a grower nor a shower, could say he had a sports cock.

by ZenoBoi August 10, 2016

Knuckle Cock

Finger fucking a guy's girl under the table at a bar while he is at the table, then punching him in the face afterwards, karate style, with two fingers, like Chuck Norris.

I knuckle cocked that douchebag and took a shot of Jack to top off the night.

by JDawgBroncos1! May 4, 2019

Karma Cock

When the woman is mad at you and is dry for something you did and it prevents you from staying hard and fucking her.

Kelly was so mad at John for flirting with other woman that when they tried to have sex John ended upwith Karma cock.

by sharage1 April 2, 2011

cock-ton

An unbelievably large amount, larger than a shit-ton. Generally speaking, take an quantity of something that an average person may have and multiply it by a depressing amount.

Commonly used to describe a buildup of procrastinated work that needs to be done in a very short period of time

Friend: Hey you tryna grab a beer tonight?
Me: Dude I’d love to but I have an absolute cock-ton of work to do.

by Don Hector November 11, 2019

cock rash

Burning sensation of the female partner after dry sex. Burns when you pee too.

"Imma get cock rash if we dont use lube"

by ohsean May 19, 2010

Megatron cock

A cock that can start out incredibly small and turn outrageously big. The ultimate grower not shower.

HER: At first it was so small I almost laughed. But then it just kept growing and growing. You must have a Megatron cock.

by Todd Johnson Sr. August 24, 2017

edwins cock

Edwin's cock is a term used if someone has a huge cock

Holy that guy there has Edwins cock

by TyroneBigBlacks February 19, 2022