captain jack

captain jack is a nigga
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Captain Jack

A German eurodance duo from the 90s that consisted of Franky G, and Liza De Costa. They created music that was based on military training. (Crowd call-backing.)

They still continue to make music to this day, but they use modern EDM instead of classic Eurodance. They are not the same due to having numerous replacements, along with the main member, Franky G passing away in 2005 due to kidney failure.
Franky G; Hey-oo Captain Jack!
*crowd repeats.*
Franky G: Bring me back to the railroad track!
*crowd repeats.*
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Captain Miskawitz

A masterbation technique where you bend down on your knees, throw your shoulders to the floor and think about black pussy as you stare at the night sky.
Sometimes when I'm lonely Captain Miskawitz comforts me.
by Boogers McGavin July 21, 2017
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cracker captain

Ayo did you hear Cracker Captain is finally getting kicked out of office!!?!?
by Aocstan January 18, 2021
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Captain Mess

A legend!

One who destroys little green soldiers!
Captain Mess, loved by all, respected by done!
by Captain Mess January 23, 2021
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Captain Rona

When the fashion clothes fairy has completely missed your house and you’re entire wardrobe is purchased at you’re local hardware store
Yo Captain Rona, is that a belt or a tool pouch?
by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023
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Captain Disgruntled

Mostly happy, but sometime extremely disgruntled!
Oh heads up Nathans got his Captain Disgruntled on today lol
by ORGANIZ3DCHA02 January 16, 2021
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