Gurgle Birth

While your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a BJ at the same time.

If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.

Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid

My baby mama gave me a gurgle birth.

by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019

The Birthday Card

One may choose to ‘play the birthday card’ within the 24 hour window known as their ‘birthday’ in order to guilt trip somebody into agreeing to their mediocre plans...

Dana: Dude I’m not just gonna come suck your dick at your dirty ass apartment then drive you 2 hours so you can hang out w/ your parents who you pretty much still live with anyways...
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.

Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww

by Rusty Spoons July 5, 2019

Another birthday sunset

6 months before my birthday every year I get “OK” & girls only groups! For them they are presumably “married” and for me everything is smelled & WHY?

Another birthday sunset August!

by TheBlueLeo April 21, 2019

Fort Berthold

To get a girl pregnant and proceed to leave the baby with grandma, while you party

Yo, did you hear that Sam hand another kid? Whatttt, he pulled another Fort Berthold??

by creatoroffortb November 21, 2019

Surprise Birthday

The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.

I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.

by DMTisGreat October 21, 2019

Solar Birthday

Once you LEARN about the definition about the Golden Birthday, the solar birthday is the year after.

Wow I just found out my golden birthday was in 2015 and as I speak it's the year 2019. This means my solar birthday is in the year 2020.

by Yoyomacavaz December 21, 2019

Giving birth to a coppa

Taking a massive shit. Dropping a log. Splitting ya sphinkter. Laying a tird

This morning I during the staff meeting I was late to work because I was stuck in the the bathroom "giving birth to a coppa".

by FunxFG March 2, 2020