Vernon Moment

When you have a victim complex.

Person 1: "The eye of riven is targeting me!"
Person 2: "Vernon Moment"

by MonCock October 20, 2021

Andrew Moment

When a person stops paying attention to a discussion, conversation, presentation, or similar, then has to ask for information to be repeated. Especially applicable to people named Andrew.

Me: ... so anyway that's how I met your mother.
Andrew: What? What happened? Could you say that again?
Me: Andrew Moment.

by HugeAckMan February 7, 2023

Nisfa moment

This is where you have a dopey moment and forget about the whole topic and main idea of what you’re trying to say. It is called a nisfa moment because she does this on several occasions throughout the hour of the day, not even throughout the day because she has too many.

When’s your next shift

I work at Argos

Yeah we work together but that doesn’t answer my question

Ohh shit man it’s on Wednesday. My bad I had a fucking nisfa moment again

Damn you must but fucked in the head to have one of those

by Abdul402 April 27, 2020

Omar moment

Appearing randomly and doing something stupid/random

Omar: *walks up* Fuck Chinese people
Guy 2: That's an Omar moment

by very epic mans October 20, 2021

Bruh moment

A moment that makes you go: "Bruh"

Person 1: "Bro this is not even a bruh moment anymore, what the actual fuck is wrong with you."

Person 2: "UwU"

by Callsign_Ham November 27, 2021

Milani moment

To get caught in a poorly researched lie by saying something chronologically impossible. The term originated in the defamation trial of Depp v Heard when Heard's counsel held up a cosmetic kit by Milani and claimed Heard used it to cover her bruises while she was married to Depp during 2015--2016. We learnt soon after that the cosmetic kit in question first became available in 2017.

Ellen Barkin had another Milani moment in the unsealed documents where she claims Depp gave her a Quaalude in 1994. The drug was, in fact, withdrawn from the market in 1983.

by j.j. bobasho August 5, 2022

A Niggy Moment

When someone says they’ll gety on in 5 minutes and gets on in 10 minutes

*someone doesn’t get on party chat after saying they would*
“This is a niggy moment”

by Valiantsprtn November 6, 2023