Alex
Alex by Crunchy man October 30, 2022
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The most amazing guy anyone has ever met. He is good at everything and will always make you smile and laugh like a giddy little bitch. He is also super hawt and gives you butterflies whenever you so much as think of him. He has a giant cock and is good in bed and EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS PERFECT I AUGHDJHUSBND
(Me) "Alex is my boyfriend and I love him"
(Some bitch named Bethany or something) "omg I'm sooo jealous of you Alex is so hot"
(Me) "grrrrr get away from my mans RUFF RUFF RUFF BARK BARK ARRGGG"
(Some bitch named Bethany or something) "omg I'm sooo jealous of you Alex is so hot"
(Me) "grrrrr get away from my mans RUFF RUFF RUFF BARK BARK ARRGGG"
Alex by NoelTheWeirdo November 1, 2022
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Alex
An individual with one, or many, schizoid traits and tendencies. Very commonly mistaken for bipolar disorder, however, when interacting with an Alex the issues are undeniably rooted in manic schizophrenic episodes and behavior.
"Hello Alex."
This will prompt an Alex to respond with one of three possible paths;
1. Take offense and become unconsolably irritated for the duration of conversation
2. Completely disregard the original greeting and go on a different, completely unrelated tangent.
3. Enter a hibernation-like state of comatose where no thoughts, ideas, or messages are received or exchanged between either participant.
This will prompt an Alex to respond with one of three possible paths;
1. Take offense and become unconsolably irritated for the duration of conversation
2. Completely disregard the original greeting and go on a different, completely unrelated tangent.
3. Enter a hibernation-like state of comatose where no thoughts, ideas, or messages are received or exchanged between either participant.