Alabama

The place where your shotgun is next to your head and your sister's in bed with cigarette burns on the bedsheet and moonshine makers runnin' in the basement. Probably also meth makers.

"Alabama is the ball sweat equivalent of the United States."

by Bruhmomentthefirst™ January 11, 2021

Alabama

What is Alabama? that does not exist

Alabama is an illusion cast by government. Oh yeah, and aliens too.

by _pardon? November 15, 2019

Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.

Bro, last night was nasty. Between the two of us, we had more lice than I've ever seen. We had to pull an Alabama Crab Bucket just to get started.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Alabama Barker

A person who grew up rich in Calabasas, got bored and decided to join the black community. Is also well known for being a tramp and a NFL team member. Their routine consists on being live on the app TikTok with a cheap polyester pajama set and doing their makeup constantly.

You got a 1000 bodies and ain’t old enough to drink? You are an Alabama Barker.

by bhadbhabielover911 March 11, 2025

ALABAMA ONSIDE KICK

When one shits upon another persons chest then jerks off and climax’s atop said stool pile and proceeds to kick the load into their partners face

When cousin Mary gets tipsy we attempt the Alabama onside kick with heels

by Sploogebob Squarepants May 31, 2020

Alabama Family Mud Puddle

the typical shape of an incestuous family tree

The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.

by SovietKGB November 25, 2017

Alabama cumback

When you're having sex with your sibling, cousin, or relative, and you pull out to cum on their back.

So I was fuckin' my saster, and I gave 'er a Alabama cumback.

by God's Erection November 2, 2021