Andrew

Andrew’s are usually mild mannered average people that tend to fit into the grey area between extroverts and introverts. However they’re fucking awesome to hang out with, one minute they’re telling side splitting jokes and the next they’re roasting everyone with their sharp wit and talking about how many women they’ve porked. They usually have a few close friends that are more important to them than their own family. They are usually the chef of their friend group because they love food and they’ll be making the tastiest fucking sandwiches that ever grace the earth.

they’re usually the people who love art and music a lot. You can usually find Andrew’s listening to some stoner type music or painting things meticulously.

On a final note, while they can talk to new people no problem they still have a hard time making new friends. If you have an Andrew keep that fucker close because when shit hits the fan he’ll be the first one defending your ass.

Andrew: man I need to break it off with my girlfriend, she’s fucking crazy.

Rando: For real dude? Gimme her number I’ll take care of her.

Andrew: Sure no problem. Sends Rando’s moms number.

Rando: What the fuck man that’s my mom!

Andrew: Yeah I know tell her to top up the prepaid account she made me so I can get some dill picklers.

by CrotchRocket34 November 23, 2021

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