Legendary Turkey

A phrase used to describe a really great meal or a phrase used to describe a kind gesture from a friend.

EX 1:

Person 1: Dude I literally just ate a legendary turkey.

EX 2:
Person 1: here’s a water bottle since ya keep stealing mine

by Totally not Eric_Bob November 16, 2017

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Turkey Gobbler

To grab your scrotum and pull it between your legs to where the testicals dangle below the ass crack and you then show someone your ass and balls and chase them gobbling like a turkey

Tommy just gave susie a turkey gobbler. She got pissed and kicked him in his balls

by Beardman777 November 15, 2018

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Turkey Holster

When ya homie makes you look bad to a girl you tryna smash to increase his of chances of hittin' it.

That Rob was a real turkey holster.

"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."

by Garcher April 23, 2022

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Dry Turkey

A year where one has not engaged in sexual intercourse.

A dry spell lasting a year.

We knew he was going overseas and with that tattoo on his arm would have a hard time meeting ladies. Without our intervention there would be a dry turkey situation. He needed his balls buttered.

by Ionlyeatcannedcranberrysauce November 20, 2018

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