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Turkey Herder

A Park Service employee who regularly herds turkeys. Also know as a Posie Sniffer.
I've been dating this hot girl that work up in the park. She's a total turkey herder!
by lost_ranger June 10, 2020
mugGet the Turkey Herdermug.

Thanksgiving turkey

a prostitute, a ho who loves gobbling up nuts & loves getting stuffed
is that katrina yeah she's a thanksgiving turkey loves gobbling nuts up & getting stuffed
by Timothy m mendes November 21, 2019
mugGet the Thanksgiving turkeymug.

Tame Turkey

The boring and bland-tasting non-alcoholic beverage that the folks at AA made Duke Harris drink when he was "going through the twelve steps" to give up Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.
They say that drinking Tame Turkey is the best way to "quit cold turkey" when you're addicted to Wild Turkey; I suppose that the results and statistics are debatable, depending on who you talk to.
by QuacksO November 28, 2020
mugGet the Tame Turkeymug.

Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).
We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.
by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023
mugGet the Turkey Blastermug.

Turkey Stepping

An exceptional level of enebriation usually resulting from the consumption of multiple different narcotics. When Turkey Stepping, one is visibly off balance, taking exaggerated strides with each knee raised and pointed outwardly.
'Far out bro, I know it's a festival and everyone's pretty buckled but that dude is Turkey Stepping hard.
by riddz April 26, 2015
mugGet the Turkey Steppingmug.

Fuckin' jive turkey

Any singer who's full vocal range is one semitone short of four octaves
hey what's matt bellamy's vocal range
D2-C#6
damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey
by Squidris Elba March 29, 2024
mugGet the Fuckin' jive turkeymug.

swamp turkey

stop being a swamp turkey.
by samiqueen September 14, 2020
mugGet the swamp turkeymug.

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