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Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.
Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011
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Three-domme

A sexual act where one man lies bound on the bed flat, with one woman riding his face, another riding his penis, and the third fisting his prostate. Highly-stimulating. May require communication unless muffled 'mm-hmms' count as consent.
Jim: Dude, my girlfriend and her friends performed a Three-domme on me last night. I almost passed out!
Bill: Three-domme?
Jim: As in, ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด
Bill: ๐˜’๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ๐˜บ
by The Ultimate Subby July 31, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents ๐Ÿ: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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CJ~Whoopty Is The Angel Number Three Hyundred And Forty Three.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: CJ~Whoopty Is The Angel Number Three Hyundred And Forty Three.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025
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A Three Dimensional Fart

Like a shart, but with more solid results.
I think I need to pay some attention to my pants as I may have just done a three dimensional fart.
by Tommy Squeaker December 9, 2022
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Three willows church

Gluttony ridden church that'll give you $15,000โฐโฐ shoes instead of a car when you paid for a g license causing bodily harm and suicide
I should burn three willows church for cursing me so badly
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Three-piece slut

A loose female who, while not relationship material, is attractive enough to accompany you to formal events, and give you an enjoyable evening afterwards.
"Are you taking Tracy to your boss' wedding?"

"Nah son, we broke up. Gonna have to use my three-piece slut for this one!"
by DavieYo May 22, 2015
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