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by Kyle smile April 13, 2020
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do anything or say anything to please a girl this word is for the boys but girls can be simps to but mostly known as boys because boys are thirsty but not all of them hey girls are rlly thirsty and imma girl i got u guys
taylor swift:i will love you forever and ever john cena:oml you are like a star in the sky you make me so happy taylor swift: you are such a FUCKING SIMP
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matthew…simp
by abh July 16, 2022
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Fleet simp

Guy 1: I have a gaming pc and u dont NOOB BROKE
Guy 2: You're still a fleet simp
by Undber January 2, 2021
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Simp Whay

Verb. The art of investing hundreds of hours into an extremely liberal ethnic broad with the hopes of getting into the meat wallet years later.
Guy 1: “Bro I think i’m done talking to La’Nicolerion, she stinks and is jobless, and won’t shut up about the government needing to pay for everything

Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”
by BillCosbysBlackMeat August 13, 2023
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A person who goes out of their way to be nice to another person thinking that it'll get them a reward for the kindness in the form of a relationship or some sexual act when in actual fact they are more than often just stuck in the friendzone. Everyone knows a simp.
The Mur: 'I think I simp daily...'
The Ray: 'Yes but at least you don't simp as much as him.'
The War: 'Attention all girls, if you need anything done I will sacrifice myself to do it for you.'
The War's Mind: 'After this they will all love me'
In reality: In friendzone with the entire female population.
by okboomer88 March 27, 2020
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A man who puts the hoes before the bros. Especially one that is related to the bros.
Billy came home from working out of town and instead of hanging with his friend, he instead went to his friends sisters’. Billy is a simp.
by Jacked4Life August 2, 2022
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