by Yo. Ok November 29, 2016

by ihateevery1tbh November 2, 2022

Luke Schmalix is the world most awesome mother fucking person. He will fuck anyone up that gets in his way and will make it the most painful way of doing it.
Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.
Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.
Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.
He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.
Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.
Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.
Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.
He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.
Josh:You see that kid Luke Schmalix
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.
Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.
Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know
by matthew tomson September 24, 2011

Luke is a pretty simple guy. He does what he wants when he wants. He is a very handsome dude and his sense of style is crazy good. He looks like a stoner but it rather sober. He prefers to hang with the boys but can't help himself from getting caught up with a bitch from time to time. He can do everything and is the handiest mothafucker. He doesn't like to be told what to do so he doesn't like scheduled sports or school. When he gets pissed he's pissed so don't make him mad because he has hands. Do not disrespect him.
by SuskysDaRealOG April 13, 2021

by Patrolling the Mojave November 25, 2021

Luke is a stand up guy. He’s not the loudest voice in the room but he will be noticed. He’s demure, collected but that demeanour gravitates men and women alike to have to know MORE!
Luke is super talented, they have a wide tastes in music from mainstream to extremely obscure. Most surprisingly though, anyone named Luke may appear unassuming but can really cut a rug.
Not to mention the fact that Luke is fit and fun. If he happens to be from the UK, Luke likely plays football and drinks milk. Luke is also an incredible sweetheart and closet romantic. Luke is the type of guy to be the one friend that volunteers to help you move then drives the entire operation himself.
Luke is a confident and generous lover. Enough said.
Answers to nicknames like lukelele and lukeiamyourfather.
He can hold his liquor and he can drive stick but isn’t obnoxious enough to prove it.
Luke is a class act.
Luke is super talented, they have a wide tastes in music from mainstream to extremely obscure. Most surprisingly though, anyone named Luke may appear unassuming but can really cut a rug.
Not to mention the fact that Luke is fit and fun. If he happens to be from the UK, Luke likely plays football and drinks milk. Luke is also an incredible sweetheart and closet romantic. Luke is the type of guy to be the one friend that volunteers to help you move then drives the entire operation himself.
Luke is a confident and generous lover. Enough said.
Answers to nicknames like lukelele and lukeiamyourfather.
He can hold his liquor and he can drive stick but isn’t obnoxious enough to prove it.
Luke is a class act.
by XoxoGossipGirlTO. November 23, 2021
