by xCOMMERx March 23, 2017

This is typically a person of jewish decent. Its a great honor to be this. Usually a quite attractive person, but is a super simple bitch you can also call her No Booty Judy but she'll get mad and push you down ... :(
Person 1: hey what are you doing
Person 2: oh nothing just trying to find Natasha
Person 1: OMG shes such a high priestess jew
Person 2: loliknow but shes my high priestess jew
Person 1: oh lawdy shes a QT
Person 2: fuck off shes my no booty judy
Person 1: oh...um okay...i was just saying-
Person 2: shut up, leave......
Person 2: oh nothing just trying to find Natasha
Person 1: OMG shes such a high priestess jew
Person 2: loliknow but shes my high priestess jew
Person 1: oh lawdy shes a QT
Person 2: fuck off shes my no booty judy
Person 1: oh...um okay...i was just saying-
Person 2: shut up, leave......
by l0$+b0y4lyf3 January 11, 2012

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 14, 2023

The act of pressing false charges of rape against wealthy men in order to get money from them. (Jew) referring to the lying woman being a cheap ass by trying to steal money, (jit) referring to the cumshot and or the "evidence", and (sue) referring to the criminal case.
Bro: No way in hell Kobe Bryant raped that skank ass hoe. That dude and millions and 17 inch anaconda chode could plow any bitch he wanted!
Friend: No doubt. That hoe be taking jew-jit-sue classes.
Friend: No doubt. That hoe be taking jew-jit-sue classes.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 27, 2017

There is no way to beat this arguments. Not even the infamous "no u" can't save you if someone tells you this. Yuse this insult on anyone u downt leik and watch them die a horribly brutal death.
Mikey: "Ur dad lesbian"
Jeff: "No u"
Bordy: "Kill yourself"
Greggg: "Ur mom a jew"
*literally everyone in the world dies*
Jeff: "No u"
Bordy: "Kill yourself"
Greggg: "Ur mom a jew"
*literally everyone in the world dies*
by Yeeter Boi McCullen February 15, 2019

A shallow water Jew is similar to a deep water Jew. It spends most of its time rubbing two golden coins together in its marshy home
by Chrisisgay3345 April 20, 2018

A Jewish person that has lots of money, or is a "baller" (see: baller), from buying and selling large amounts of drugs.
by Jew-B July 31, 2008
