Laughing Duck

When you are laughing uncontrollably and keep farting with every giggle you make, which sounds like a duck!

I get so embarrassed when I start getting the laughing duck and cannot control how loud it is.

by batmansgirl August 20, 2012

Ducks Butter

The sweat that gathers between your anus and ball sack after sex.

Jizzminda's gussit was caked in ducks butter after a long night What's that? Chinese for dinner? Why yes yes it is!at the docks.

by Taverna scotiatoastie January 7, 2016

pooped duck

something that is broken, inaccurate, unjust, untruthful, or bogus; on the internet- a bogus link or pop-up add; spam

"I didn't have sex with him! Even if I did, it was an accident."

"Well that's a pooped duck if I ever heard one!"

by Iwantahaveurbaby March 17, 2003

Daisy Duck

To throw shade and sass someone whilst asserting dominance and diva fabulousness like Daisy Duck. Can include leaving and making a dramatic scene to draw attention to oneself or exiting a relationship or conversation to prove a point

“She did what?! Daisy Duck the shit out of that!”

by JuliaFrancesca December 17, 2017

Lunch duck

a very lucky situation either in the past or presently happening

Jen has a pool, she's such a lunch duck!

by Michaelad May 22, 2010

Duck-ponding

When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.

Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.

by RiHuxley July 31, 2012

Duck bitch

A UGLY LOOKING BITCH

“Man that girl is a duck bitch fucking on the homies”

by Moneybitchoutside June 8, 2022