“Hey Steve! Wanna go catch that new Morgan Freeman movie?”
“Sorry guys, me and Tina are having a romantic evening in over merlot and Canadian Seabreezes.”
“Sorry guys, me and Tina are having a romantic evening in over merlot and Canadian Seabreezes.”
by DeezNuuuutz September 02, 2019
"Debbie, it's just so much more intimate when Daryl takes my ass while looking me in the eyes."
"Canadian Anal? It's the best."
"Canadian Anal? It's the best."
by Funky Butt Lovin' 68 October 24, 2019
A greedy railroad from canada that literally bought a legendary railroad. SOO was bought by CP. CP is more greedy than CN and literally bought the KCS just to get to mexico. why though. CP passes by wisconsin and illinois. some freight crew literally left hoppers open and dumped a lot of corn in Minnesota!!!!
by helloguysiamstupid April 19, 2021
by Lickofshit August 04, 2024
When you fill and condom with Haribo sugar free gummy bears and ejaculate, then freeze it and use as a dildo.
This chick whipped out a Canadian Carebear last night, and it was kinda sweet that she cared about my diabetes.
by TotallyNotJohnMalkovich January 31, 2019
A Canadian Dry Ass Job (in all caps) is when a nigger (male) puts his balls into a 18 year old chink (male) and then pours Canadian dry all over the chinks booty cheeks. Lastly, they both start doing 69 and lick each others cheeks and poop.
Braydon: Yo I just gave Jaden a Canadian Dry Ass Job (CDAJ)
Ethan: Kys bro that was my little brother
Braydon: Mb cuh
Ethan: Nigger looking pedophile
Ethan: Kys bro that was my little brother
Braydon: Mb cuh
Ethan: Nigger looking pedophile
by MOnkeyu June 12, 2023
When you owe someone a sum of money, but instead of giving it to them directly you leave it in a hidden place where they are guaranteed to find it. The owed party will initially be angry due to not getting paid in person, and the owing party will have to respond with "I'm sorry" the next time they meet, like a true Canadian.
by sad_pizza October 07, 2019