Douche Baggington

The douche bag at the country club/ golf course/ yacht club who has to tell everyone about himself in a blow-hardy way.

Did you hear that Douche Baggington talking about his sailing vacation in the Caribbean? Who gives a fuck!

by BillHo June 2, 2011

Douche of the Year

A person who pulls a huge douchebag move at the expense of another person, landing him the title, "Douche of the Year"

-Dude, did you hear that James totally painted a penis on Chad's car?
-Yeah, he's definitely winning Douche of the Year

by The0riginal February 23, 2011

Douche Rocket

The ultimate level of being a douche. Usually in reference to someone that you find really annoying and/or incompetent.

What is the deal with Andy, he is being such a Douche Rocket with these retarded projects.

by The Michalenko January 30, 2009

Douche Font

A font that is in Old English font with a huge font size and is often bedazzled when on shirts.

Joe: "Did you see Jason's shirt?"
Geo: "Yeah, it was full of douche font."

by Walrus I Am January 8, 2010

Douche Balloon

when a person becomes such a douche, they expand to the size of a Macy's float, and explode into Douche Sauce.

Man, Tommy is such a Douche Balloon

Chris had a great explosion the other night, too bad it's because he's a douche balloon

by TheDyNASTYass December 23, 2011

Douche-Back

Common name of currency used by the 'Geniots.' An exclusive group of people who reside in Brooklyn.
Also see "Douche-Bank."

If I had a douche-back for every time pat pulled a pat I would be rich.

by carry-on August 2, 2008

counter-douche

the act of counter-acting a douchebag move by putting an even larger, douchier douchebag move into play.

"Holy crap, Luke just counter-douched the shit out of Trevor. Trevor made fun of Luke's shirt, but Luke depantsed Trevor and everyone saw his 2" penis."

Trevor wore a backwards hat, Luke wore a backwards hat with a popped collar and lanyard sunglasses.

by Semenema April 20, 2010