Shit taco

The act of farting into and filling up a vagina with a rank fart.

Man Shazza was a freak, she made me give her a shit taco.

I gave this chick a shit taco right, and she queefed it back in my face.

by Dandrew December 19, 2021

Shit-lent Green

Green shit. Your digestive system is probably working too fast and didn’t get the bile out of your dump. Or your just ate a shitton of asparagus and discoloured it.

Bob: Alright, who left a lump of Shit-lent Green in the toilet?

Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!

by E hates Q January 8, 2024

Beat the shit out of Tyler day

On Aril 21st you can beat the shit out of anyone named Tyler without any repercussions

It's April 21st, isn't it beat the shit out of Tyler day?

by Ja Bismarck March 24, 2024

Georgie Shit

when you shit a whole ass log. typically done in the darkness. can be very long and thin

“taking a georgie shit, pray for me x”
“ Wtf does that mean”
“ georgie shit. it’s when you shit a log”

by shartass69420 September 19, 2021

Clits to shits

The female equivalent of nuts to butts. #clits2shits

Bud 1: out for a rip are ya bud?
Bud 2: oh fuck yeah bud, it's clits to shits in this pub!

by Dread_pirateRoberts March 21, 2017

Can't have shit in

Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).

It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.

Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit

by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022

Fukka dis shit Im out

What people in Hiroshima must've thought after the bombs dropped

*smoke clears*
I donno wattafuck jus hoppin'. But I ron't really care. Imma getta fuk outta heh'
Fukka dis shit Im out.

by ThisSiteIsOlderThanMe March 7, 2016