your mom

a parent for their son or daughter

your mom is so ugly that her husband left her for their daughter

by ily.cartii April 14, 2023

How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.

Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."

by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016

National hang out with your friends day

National hang out with your friends day starts in February 28 that means you can do anything fun

Beavis: hey Stewart it's fabuary 28
Stewart: ok.....and. I'm still miserable from Jessie denying me on valentines day
Beavis: that means it's national hang out with your friends day
Stewart:oh damn I didn't know wanna go to the fair or the movies today
Beavis: sure

by Ilovebrabdon23567 February 3, 2023

leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.

Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth

by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023

keep your wing hand strong

the ability to down wings and dominate the competition while keeping a tight grip on the stack

the B's wing hand is strong because of his ability to dominate the stack.so keep your wing hand strong,bitches!!

by lumpy & the B November 13, 2007

National Clap Your homies Cheeks Day

February 13th you must clap your homies cheeks on sight on fonemgrave
Bros over hoez

Its National Clap Your homies Cheeks Day, you better hide them cheeks

by Editzlife85 February 28, 2025

your mom YES

the best mom insult word for someone that is your school bully

me: *sit on bench*
bully: your bad
me: your mom YES

by kevinivy100 May 4, 2022