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College Park High School

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023
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school

school stands for

Six
Cruel
Hours

Of
Our
Lives
Person 1: hey guess what school is.
Person 2: what is it?
Person 1: six cruel hours of our lives
Person 2: lol
by FaZe BamBam February 9, 2021
mugGet the schoolmug.

School bus

A big yellow peice of shit that strolls around neighborhoods
A school bus runs over ever Damn curb it crosses and flys over huge ass pot holes
mugGet the School busmug.

Brady From School

Brady is derived from the name that stereotypically is a nerdy, geeky person. A fake person used in arguments when you want to make fun of someone. May or may not actually exist.
Person R: You're worse than Brady!
Person JK: Who's Brady?
Person R: Brady from school.
Person JK: What?
Person R: He is really bad at games but he's way better than you.
by WotsitDude69 October 26, 2022
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Central Middle School

A school on the southeast of RDG, was previously called the “ Citadel “. where hoes get pregnant and everybody has their first child. Ratchet ass school with bad ass kids. Where Hood rats fights security guards.
“ Yo you seen how them p**sy ass north n*gga’s jumped them gwalas ? “ “ Why the hell did they change it to Central Middle School ? “
by nbk1500 August 25, 2019
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School

The process of constant struggle and pain just to get to one simple goal; being your own fucking human being. You are in a seemingly neverending repetitive cycle of the same bullshit, sometimes tweaked a bit. If you get a class with your friends or a teacher that genuinely gives a shit, you should be considered one of the luckier people and probably consider participating in the lottery, since this shit is unlikely as hell. The only good portions of this shit is an after school activity such as sports or esports, seeing your friends, sometimes a free lunch, and developing a deep and meaningful relationship with a significant other. If you get none of that, then I am sorry because you're all alone in a prison that tells you when and when not you can talk, eat, or even use a fucking bathroom.
Tyler: "There are actually 8 circles of hell."
Sam: "What is the 8th?"
Tyler: "School."
by anonymous March 14, 2022
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School is getting sued

For allegedly not doing enough about bullying leading to the death of a Jewish boy
Hym "You don't hear about it as much when it goes the other way, right? The kid must not have used a gun because if he had, the shit-libs would have been talking about it. But when it ends in suicide there are no guns to blame. Who is their to blame? The schools? To some extent. But how much really can they do to stop it? For them to stop it they would have do what YOU REFUSE TO DO FOR ME and create concrete consequences for the kids (or people) doing it. The teachers are always going to be able to say that they didn't know so these consequences would need to come about IN THE ABSENCE of the subsidiary (Stephen Bannel (one of the guys impersonating me) things bullying is good by the way.) party coming foward. The people doing it aren't going to do it because solidarity and the bystanders aren't going to do it because prisoner's dilemma. Which is what I have been saying all along. But THESE FUCKING IMBECILES have already decided who to blame. So none of that matters. The school is getting sued but the lawsuit isn't going to make the parents whole. I'm coming into the future with you whether you want me there or not. I'm not changing my fucking identity. If I am going to have to live with this than SO ARE YOU or you are going to have my decision and, for your sake, you had better hope that my decisions are as FINAL as your's seem to be. What needed to happen for the Jewish kid not to die is just the thing I said and have been saying."
by Hym Iam November 10, 2025
mugGet the School is getting suedmug.

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