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smit shit

After consuming large amounts of alcohol you go to the toilet for a shit only for the sheer force to cause you to vomit at the same time.
A: wheres tom at?
B: he's knocked back 13 pints
A: jesus he's probably having a smit shit
by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017
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Shit Whistler

A Shit Whistler is a person who tell complicated and incredulous lies that they alone believe. The act of doing so is referred to as "playing the shit whistle".
John's a real shit whistler...Last night he told us about how he crawled out on the wing of a flying airplane to fix the engine.
by Uberklokken October 13, 2020
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turbo shit

someone who goes fast and eats ass
who's that dank boi driving the landspeeder
dont mind him he's a phat ass pile of t-t-t-t-t-t-turbo shit
by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 13, 2019
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Shit it in

Oh, you'll shit it in mate.
by anonymous October 19, 2020
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Shit

Person 1: "hey man, you play fortnite?"
Person 2: "That shit? Nah never"
by I want a free name to use April 26, 2020
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That’s that dyke shit

Jj: Hell nah y’all niggas can’t put hot grabba in my joint

The guys: That’s that dyke shit
by Yoyo49302 August 10, 2022
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Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).
According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.
by Hym Iam November 25, 2020
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