shit hoof

Smelly foot or fucked up looking feet

Get your shit hoofs off my couch

by Shit hoofs July 12, 2019

shit

this big liquid poop that cums flying out my asshole and all over the toilet and other places.

Sentence 1: He had shit all over toilet and all over the sink, some even landed in the shower. Sentence 2: Sometimes when a person shits, pick it up and throw it at people.

by jissel69420 February 25, 2022

Shit and Rally

To feel and act "lighter", more sprightly after a shit..

Me: "I feel like a gazelle since I dropped that deuce 10 minutes ago! Whooooo!"
Friend: "Man, you really "Shit and Rally", huh? All night you were moping around saying how flat you feel, and now you're all keen to party for hours!"

by Headcaver May 18, 2023

and some mo shit

Colloquial phrase usually given when describing and putting extra emphasis any action that was done/observed/heard……

The hamper in the school gymnasium smelled like garlic, goat, “and some mo shit”!

by Sublime69! April 2, 2024

Zay Shit

"This word describes someone who alters their behavior, particularly around girls, in an attempt to appear tough or cool, but ends up behaving foolishly or teasing others. This individual may resort to physical aggression, name-calling, and making jokes that are not well-received, all while claiming it's in good humor."

Man Daniel was on some zay shit at the game today.

by Deesh777 May 8, 2024

Shit Hive

A) When you get hives from being super stressed out.

B) An office full of 'busy" employess doing nothing but shitty work

C) Little itch red bumps that could be from wiping one's arse and getting it everywhere, then stressin out about that. You get Shit Hives.

A) I have no money for gas to get to work to make money, but I can't get gas unless I go to work. But I cant go to work because I have no gas money. To get money I need to go to work. I am going to break out in SHIT HIVES from this stressball!!!

B) Looks like everyone is busy, but they are just busy lookin busy! If you look busy, but do shit-all, then you work in a Shit Hive.

C) Be careful with the Toilet Paper, sometimes it rips, and you get shit on.

by KelsoMcBeaverEater June 12, 2010

THAT SHIT WAS A LIE

This happens when something is blatantly and mischievously erroneous to the point of irritation.

Unfathomable error.

An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.

My girl told me she loved me, that shit was a lie.

by crackkillah September 2, 2018