candis dick fit in your mouth

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)

“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth”

by hgcgjbvftuhvv February 20, 2023

Your mom

Your mom is someone you respect. She is your parent and is the one who sets rules. Listen to your mom.

Hello, John your mom is very very nice!

by I love titties6969 February 21, 2023

Support your local

Phrase used by British football fans against people who do not live close to the vicinity of the location of the team that they support. Normally used as a way to gatekeep club support by implying fans who live locally are better supporters than foreign fans.

Guy 1: I'm a Liverpool fan from India and I've been supporting them for 10 years. I wake up very early every matchweek to catch all the games, buy all the memorabilia and I am saving up to travel to Liverpool to watch a game at Anfield, it's my lifelong dream and I love the club.

Guy 2: Support your local, we don't need any foreigners la

by Netflix & Chilwell February 21, 2023

Getting your Zucc on

When you get suspended or banned on Facebook on purpose.

"Have you been getting your Zucc on this week"
"My Zucc on?"
"ZUCC ON DEEZ NUTS!"

by Mihunai February 22, 2023

Your eternal reward

Death; The permanent reward of no longer living.

Here is your reward… Your eternal reward.

by rabiescat February 22, 2023

If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head

Now

Person 1:If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head
Person: Aw Shucks *gives aggressive head

by Giovanni's Boyfriend March 25, 2025

Your mom

The most creative, funniest insult ever. Sure to annoy and perturb someone to the point of not even being able to keep on listening to you. Bystanders are sure to laugh at your hysterical victim. An epic pwn.

Milo: Your mom's so fat I can't e-

Hoffman: Okay, okay, I get it. Shut up, you prick!

by SqueezyPeasy March 25, 2025