Shit Collector

Someone who always looks at the shitty side of a situation.

Someone who can always spin something good into bad.

I was excited about my new job. But my girl started complaining about the uniforms. She’s a total shit collector

by Chapper27 July 20, 2023

shit tool

the glass pipe meth is smoked from

Hey James, I got something to wake you up if you have a "shit tool".

by kittyNdahood May 09, 2010

Titanic Shit

When you take a fat shit and leave it in the toilet bowl to ferment. It's impossible to flush and has to be pulled out with hands. It has to be at least 2 inches wide and 8 inches long to classify as a titanic shit.

"Did you see that titanic shit I took in the school bathroom earlier?"

by worldrecordbigwshit July 30, 2023

shit blog post

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by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017

shit blog post

urban dictionary's way of telling you that you're full of crap and that you don't deserve to have your words published.

To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this shit blog post.
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by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017

That shit slaps!

That's awesome!

That mac n cheese is delicious. That shit slaps!

by Lauren that girl 135 July 18, 2020

Shit-Jerker

A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.

Yo did you hear that Tommy got fired yesterday, I guess the boss caught him taking a shit-jerker

by KodakAttack November 29, 2022