Snake shit

When you take a shit and it looks like a snake. But it’s also green because you have celiac disease.

Person 1: I just hade a massive snake shit.
Person 2: damn

by sqaur3d February 9, 2024

Dex shit

A shit that smell bad

Damn bro you smell dat dex shit over there

by Fart5656 October 6, 2018

Unethical piece of shit

Someone who isn't the average piece of shit

"Look at this Unethical piece of shit"

by Skull47 November 22, 2025

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016

smit shit

After consuming large amounts of alcohol you go to the toilet for a shit only for the sheer force to cause you to vomit at the same time.

A: wheres tom at?
B: he's knocked back 13 pints
A: jesus he's probably having a smit shit

by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017

what a wonderful shit

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I shit on You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Shit stain

The definition of what every human in the world is

you are a Shit stain

by Factsspitter334 April 23, 2022