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Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Person 1: Heyyy, bout to go get my dick appointment with Hudson
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
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BF: Eww, you didn't tell me there was going to be a naked dude in this movie!
GF: Ok seriously, we've seen like 50 boobs already. About time they threw in some courtesy dick.
GF: Ok seriously, we've seen like 50 boobs already. About time they threw in some courtesy dick.
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Get the franklin dick mug.Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.
"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"
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