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Mexican Jedi Shit

My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it
by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020
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Shit

It has two definitions. Shit can just be a curse or it can mean poop
by Tedjackson9087 February 10, 2018
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Shitting knowledge

An expression when someone is so incredibly smart, intelligent, intellectual, and savvy, they simply begin shitting knowledge (on others) literally, figuratively, and metaphorically.
I am going to be shitting knowledge all day today.

Stop shitting knowledge on me. I feel so inadequate and dumb.

Help me get on your level of shitting knowledge, please.
by LingDanc803 October 10, 2023
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Shit your pants in class day

On this day you should shit your pants in class regardless of age. It is on feburary 1st
Hey broski, today is shit your pants in class day! Don't forget to take a massive dookie in your pants today during class!!!
by elfiefaeboi January 15, 2024
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Shit

The thing that comes out after taco bell
Ow my ass I need to shit I shouldn’t have ate beans for breakfast lunch and dinner
by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022
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Shit

Iam "I'm sorry... I don't know what I'm going to do here..."

Hym "Shit... There's nothing we can to. We are completely trapped. Trapped in a box with no doors."

Iam "We just have to work... We just have to get our rent ant then we'll be good. We can go from there and look for a better solution... We'll be fine."

Hym "Shiiiiiit! Why do we do things?"

Iam "Because we don't have a choice."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2022
mugGet the Shitmug.

shit a brick

Similarly to shitting stones, shitting bricks, shitting rocks, shitting a brick is when you are terrified, it can be a joking tone or a serious tone although it's mainly a joking tone.

On another serious note I actually shit what seemed to be a brick just a few minutes ago, it was shaped as a block and it inspired me to write this.
My guy, I just shit a brick after taking that incredibly hard test
I just shit a brick and afterwards I felt so good I almost became high
I just shit a brick and it looked like a Poneglyph from one piece
by Greatneil80 November 28, 2022
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