Ass Face

Someone who is a total ass, someone who is being unreasonable or stupid

Girl #1: Omfg, that new girl Keisha is sooo rude.

Girl #2: I know, she is such an Ass Face.

by Idekwhattochooseformypseudonym November 10, 2019

at the crack of Satan's ass

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.

I had to wake up at the crack of Satan's ass this morning.

by fuzzywasabear April 7, 2024

Chapless ass

When the ass puckers

Me: I could really go for some chapless ass
The entire xbox party: ;×

by Me_the_one February 23, 2020

Ass Waffle

When some bitch pushes you off a cliff and you land on your ass, your Cardi B. ass you spent 8K on is now an ass waffle.

Som Bitch:Hey Angana, hows the ass waffle?
Angana: It’s fucking disgusting.

by Urie Tarded January 18, 2020

Ass pilgrim

One who has performed anal sex on someone for the first time. (First time for the recipient.

Sarah finally let me put it in her {ass}. I'm officially her ass pilgrim

by Pylesdriver January 31, 2017

Ass

The two bouncy cheeks on the backside of your body. Your ass is also the thing guys love to see in sexting other that your pussy.

Texting:
Guy: hey! Pussy?
Girl: pussy picture
Guy: heyyy lemme see yo ass

Or

Gurl: EAT MY ASS MMMMMMMMMM

Ya know?

by You Dumb beach. May 31, 2018

National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020