virgin shit

The first time you take a dump after having showered or bathed, and spoil your cleanliness.

Just took my virgin shit this morning, now got mudbutt.

by mrh@nky August 18, 2022

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting

You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.

by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022

Skeet a shit

The act of ejaculating in one month while simultaneously shitting on one's chest

She blew me so hard it made me shit on her chest an she called me skeet a shit after that

by Jlbowers1980 September 2, 2021

Shit and Run

The act of posting to an internet forum, message board or social networking site for the sole purpose of antagonizing others with angry or insulting posts, and then quickly disappearing. Usually adds nothing of substance to the ongoing conversation. Also see: Trolling.

"That guy came in here, told us we all suck, and never posted again. Guess he's a 'shit and run' poster".

by Peppy Zippy Zoo November 6, 2014

Holy shit

God's duckas.

I saw Him say, "Let there be holy shit." And there was. And the holy shit was good.

by seanthebeloved July 26, 2011

Shit from the same pile

Just as bad.

Is John better than Mark?
No, they are shit from the same pile

by Shit from the same pile July 26, 2018

hot shit

someone who is cool or trying to be also can be called hipster or Ciprian

ME: Wassup bro?
Cipri:I'm here in bier doing hot shit things.

by tisssalex September 16, 2021