Shit-dicks

When things turn shit-dicks
Ahhhhh, the fucking snags a burns... shit-dicks!
by Ffsgivmeabreak October 9, 2020
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Clits to shits

Bud 1: out for a rip are ya bud?
Bud 2: oh fuck yeah bud, it's clits to shits in this pub!
by Dread_pirateRoberts March 21, 2017
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Martucky Shit Show

A bi-monthly gathering typically in the evening hours when a very, very Simple Majority of Martucky city officials bordering on collusion always vote together and take special pride in their lack of transparency and accountability to the public they serve. Special emphasis on treating constituents with disrespect that often leads name-calling, stonewalling, public ridicule, and cussin'.
Wow!'I went to Martucky city council meeting last night and it turned into a real Martucky Shit Show!
by Barney Ushley January 8, 2025
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Shit Rumble

When you have diarrhea and your stomach gurgles as a sign you're running out of time and have to get to a toilet ASAP.
Similiar to the Death Rattle, however instead of a it being death that awaits, its a life threatening toilet experience
Oh god im getting the shit rumble dear God help me
by Torbalan March 16, 2024
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Blue Shitting

Blue Shitting: When Law Enforcement stands around and jokes about the scene they are currently on
I was blue shitting when the guy in the crash started coding
by jlove6166 April 29, 2020
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poop shit

i took a poop shit last night lmfao
by caca f. monster April 19, 2022
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shit

1. a type of mush that seeps from your ass
2. a phrase you would use if you are in trouble
1. Mom: come outside and get off that damn playstation! Jim: not now im taking a shit!
2. girlfriend: honey im pregnant! you're going to be a father! Jim: shit.
by yomama.coma December 4, 2020
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