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National Pay Your Wife Day

Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.
Happy wife, happy life. Celebrate National pay your wife day.
by Faroushky October 2, 2020
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your.._mom.lol

A very epic mutual!!! I appreciate you zo much!!!! <33
Oh, that's your.._mom.lol! One of my favorite mutualz of all time!!
by BuTTchEeKSs April 11, 2022
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I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
mugGet the I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your fartsmug.

Send nudes to your homies day

On sep 30th you have to send nudes to your top homie and they have to send it back
Hey bro dyk what day it is ?
No?
It’s Send nudes to your homies day you know what that means!
Alr bro here you go 🤳🍆
by B1llyb0y September 30, 2023
mugGet the Send nudes to your homies daymug.
An automated message that notifies you about your message to some e-mail is delayed or fails. It used to appear on Gmail in mid-2010s, now it appears on Protonmail.

I don't know the purpose of using uppercase letters, like that's unprofessional.
THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.
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Message will be retired for 2 more day(s)
by Shiine-1 September 2, 2022
mugGet the THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.mug.

your iq is as high as the room temperature

your iq is as high as the room temperature is if a bully that has a bit of smart in his brain would say, but you are smarter and u use Kelvin B)
Bully:Your IQ is as high as the room temperature.
You:I use Kelvin
Bully: >:o
other kids: :o
Geography teacher: *gives you 59473487 amounts of A+*
by battle cats fan real November 21, 2022
mugGet the your iq is as high as the room temperaturemug.

Post your significant other day

October 27th is post your significant other day! whether that's ur girlfriend, boyfriend or theyfriend, post them!
girl: did u know its Post your significant other day

boy: no
girl: shit imma post u
boy: jit ion feel u in dat way 😭
by Archiekins545 October 7, 2022
mugGet the Post your significant other daymug.

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