Fish and Shits

When you are finger-blasting both a woman (fish) and a man (shits) simultaneously

Had a great Toby Carvery with Mark and Angela, and then took them both home for Fish and Shits

by Novy3946 August 30, 2025

Being a shit

When someone's using slightly darker humor/or just being a shit

Oh I was being a shit Steve!

by Uncle_mother October 22, 2023

Type shit

Used to agree to something or with someone

"Hey, One Piece is a fire anime"
"type shit"

by dracobucciarati April 10, 2024

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.

Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”

by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020

Shit Rider

A baby that is born at the same time as when their mother takes a shit, therefore riding the shit

Person 1: Hey I heard your mom shat while you were born, you shit rider.

by NOTashitrider April 16, 2021

Coat shit

When you have to take a shit so bad, you don't even have time to take your coat off.

Maggie and I went out for froyo, when I got home I ran inside to take a coat shit

by Kc021 April 25, 2015