Dew Dick

When a guy consumes only Mt. Dew, that his semen consists entirely of Mt. Dew.
Mount and DEW me!

"Did you hear she got type 2 diabetes from his Dew Dick?"
by LadyUnicorn.1986 June 18, 2025
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LiL Dagger Dick

LiL Dagger Dick is a nickname any male can be called by they girl meaning they got a 5 inch or bigger
by 🍉🖤YoungDaggerDick🖤🍉 December 12, 2020
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LiL Dagger Dick

LiL Dagger Dick is a nickname any male can be called by they girl meaning they got a 5 inch or bigger
by 🍉🖤YoungDaggerDick🖤🍉 December 12, 2020
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My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard
Yea, i guess My dick is really hard
by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024
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Gary's Shiny Dick

When a man visit a KTV in Taiwan and the girl gives him a Hand Job in front of the audience, where the backlight from the TV lighted up his gentlemen sausage.
It was a fun party tonight, it ended with a Gary's Shiny Dick move.
by IPA Nobleman December 21, 2020
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Mhm...Dick Long, I Call It Salsalito...Mhm
Mhm...Dick Long, I Call It Salsalito...Mhm
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big bad dick

when you got that half swole swinging dick that look bad bouncin and ready to pounce
snoop dogg hasa big bad dick
by penisflytrap February 16, 2016
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